There's A War Coming, Whose Side Are You On?

holy shit, i can't believe everything just magically worked out.

like jess messeged me again on FB and told me that she would probably never see me again because her and bill wern't talking, and i gave her some relationship advice, and she gave him a call, and now they are like officially dating and shit and she told him the she was attracted to me, and it litterally all worked out. and he is grateful i basically said the things to her, he wanted to say but like the thing couldn't come from him. like this whole thing worked out fantastically, and it has to be from God or something, cause no way one chat about relationship advice where they were never gonna talk again made this all work out. and everyone is happy.

I am never this lucky.

OMG, life is so crazy.

So my roommates ex-girlfriend likes me. i say ex-girlfriend cause when i was introduced to her, she made a point of telling me ex-girlfriend, but they slept in the same room together, and said i love you to each other over the phone, and talked to each other everyday. so basically they were going out without the title, cause it was easier, then admitting they live realatively far apart and still have feelings together.

anyways so she was talking to me in a facebook chat window which i hate fb chat, about something i told her about the last time she was over here. and then i asked her when the next time she was visiting was, and she tells me that her and bill broke up, and i tried to play dumb i thought you wern't going out, and she starts telling me she has feelings for another guy, and she is confused. so i am trying to tell her, its natural to develop attractions to other people while your dating someone, and that the attraction doesn't matter, but your choices and actions are what matter the most. and then booomm!! she tells me she likes me. I typically try not to post Chat dialogue, but i kinda need to post this, cause the last time someone liked me i didn't like back, i feel i kinda handeled it the wrong way, and i can do better, and i wanna be a better person then i was to the person i was kinda a dick to cause i didn't know how to go about the situation... i still kinda feel bad about that. anyways

 

( Chat box with bills GF )

I dunno.
I can't help but be so flattered. like but nothing can happen, and my roommate aside, i don't even think i like her like that. but especially cause he is my roommates ex/"i think he is still in love with her" nothing is happening cause Bill is to good of a roommate and a person. i dunno. but at least i know i still got it. lol. i am such a badass... lol. jk. but seriously what should i do. in an ideal world, i could tell her i don't like her like that, but still be friends with her outside of my roommate (meaning wether there dating or not dating) and they would go back out and be happy with eachother. but life is just not that ideal. so how can i come to a close second. does anyone have any ideas?

Fill it out if your in the mood, and if you post it, and i see it, i will try to respond to yours. feel free to be as honest as you want in your first impressions of me, as i am a sexy beast... also i would accept dork.


01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favourite and least favourite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

so things have been different up here.

( some of my ramblings and an update on my life and how i miss my friends back home, and about my new roommates... )

so i was scrolling through my random sites i go to, and i saw a website with a bunch of harry potter insults. my favorite is.

Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake

then there are these i also like.

Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio
Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
your mom is so fat if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill
Yo momma’s so fat her wand is a Slim Jim

Have you ever thought what it would be like when your parents died? I kinda have several times. I always kinda felt like my mom would probably die in a hospital, from like a heart attack or stroke, or possibly some type of drugs that were accidentally mixed that wern't suppose to be. I always imagined my step dad pete if he outlived my mom, shoving a gun in his mouth cause if my mom died, literally he would have nothing else in the world to live for, and though he loves me and my sister, probably wouldn't see us as a reason to live, at one point in time anyways i thought that, but if he didn't commit suicide, i always thought he would die something age and stress related like a sudden heart attack, or like a brain annurism that would happen specifically when he was mad at something. most likely me or my sister. I always imagined my sister outliving me, cause girls typically do outlive guy's and though she is older, she isn't that much older. also she does less stupid stuff then me. but when she does die, i imagined it would be after a long and hopefully happy life, probably in her sleep smiling. And i always thought i would die, from something just utterly disappointing. like the passenger seat of someone else's car where like i was the only one that died from like tetnis or something from the car crushing my toe or something.

I dunno, i have always thought that about how my family would die, until recently. like everything is fine and stuff, and nobody died, but lately i just have envisioned it different and its weird.

Impressive Xbox Technology


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someone making fun of the impressive technology.

this just made me laugh. it may be old. but funny

Yay!!! i finally got my new cell phone. Basically what happened to my old phone for all of you wondering was when i moved back into my room after me and brea broke up sometime in the winter. anyways, I got in the habit of plugging my phone in to charge at night and putting it on the windowcill. and it worked out pretty well for a long time. Till one fateful day i charged my phone on the windowcill like i had everynight before and went to bed. then in the middle of the night i woke up all hot and opened up my window (since it is now spring) and went to bed. turns out, it rained that night and when i woke up my phone was sitting in a puddle for what i bet was a couple hours. That sucked. Ironically my phone will still turn on, but none of the buttons will register as anything but the end call button (turn on/off button) so all my contacts are in there and i am unable to get them out.

Because of that, i need everyones phone numbers again. my phone number is still the same, but if you text or call me and tell me who it is, i will save your phone number in my phone again so we can still stay in contact. incase you can't find my phone number or something i typically don't like to put it anywhere publically like LJ, but i will for now on here and facebook and take it down in a couple weeks. it's 586-719-2359.

oh also, if i didn't have your phone number before and you didn't have mine, and you just wanna talk to a badass, or someone cool. feel free to call or text also. if you have acess to my LJ, i prolly wanna stay in touch anyways so i would appreciate it.

ok, so i am not in the greatest of mindsets right now, so forewarning... but this is livejournal, and i truly think the should change the name of this website cause nobody writes in it like a journal anymore... well im going to write like a journal today like i did when i started this thing, and not everything in my head is the brightest of tones. there is life to me behind any jokes i make or even what people usually think of when they think of me. and thoose other parts like the jokes and the other stuff are a big part of me, i wouldn't be me without them, but there is more to me then what people know and maybe by writing as a journal i can share some of that with you.

( read on... if you dare... )

so i am playing ralph biggs in rockband 2. thats right the battery instructor mono e mone in a drum showdown. so far the score

ralph 7 - Crazy Bill 2

thats right i beat him at im right behind you charlene by steven and the colberts and the middle by jimmy eat world. though to be fair, he had a higher accuracy and a longer streak in the middle. the only reason i beat him was by using my star power when i had a bigger multiplier. but still a win is a win.

were on a 5 minute break, so more when we are done.

Crazy Bill

i forgot how much i liked talking to my sister's ex boyfriend Justin.

quote of the day

"SPANKY6681 (10:26:38 PM): they just mad cause yo pimp hand was heavy"

ok, so i got a puppy. his name is James. he is a labrador retreiver/german sheperd mix. he is fuckin badass. i got pictures on facebook and stuff, you guys should check them out.

anyways, andy gave me a good idea. he thinks i should get James (a very nonvicious dog who i would raise to be nonvicious) a spiky collar. qouting that it would be pretty badass. I do think it would be badass. but at the same time, i was looking for other peoples oppinions on the subject.

ok, so hypothetically speaking for all you girls out there...

lets say we are about to have sex, and i wanna make it kinky. what is the polite way for me to ask you to wear a paper bag over your head, cause your body's rockin, but you have a fugly face? theoretically speaking of course.

So i just got a new laptop. i think it is pretty awesome. I thought i should update about it, but its getting late. but a new laptop is one of 3 projects i am trying to do, and the first one i can now check off of the list.

the other 2 are get a dog of my own, and fix my car.

but before i go, just a side note. I hate it when you get a new computer and there is a bunch of shit on it. And i don't mean alot of useful programs. I mean stupid shit like 60 day trials of some dial up service. WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT THAT PRELOADED ON MY COMPUTER!! So gay.

anyways, i haven't been online in awhile cause my desktop broke. eventually fixing that will be a project too, but for now, i got time. just wanted to say hi to everyone, and now good night.

I am just amazed, at how some people can just show a blatent lack of respect to other people. even worse just be down right disrespectful to people. It's fucked up, and i just can't believe it. Or maybe i can believe it, but i'm in just too much shock to process it. Still people can be dicks.